Don Mann: Focusing on my Craft

Thursday, November 02, 2006 - 4:10 p.m.

Just how deeply rooted into your subconscious are the Timberlakes and lil Kims? They say to be whores and you say "how high do you want this skirt to be?"

Where's the "bringing logic back" campaign? How about the "Bringing compassion back" or "bringing back artistic integrity" movement? Nope, we're gonna bring back something that's already pervaded our culture and turned it into a veritable Who's who of hedonism.

Now that we're famous, the whole world wants to see us fuck. Well, I don't; I don't want to know how you do it or what void it fills in your hollow, empty lives. I especially don't want to think that you're making yourself out to be a better person than any of us because you're being paid to tell us all about it.

It's this mentality that explains why Buckcherry made it back on the charts after six years of wondering "cocaine didn't work, how are we gonna get these mindless idiots' attention? Oh, we'll sing about that time we raped that underage girl and mock her for it to mix with our tired Oasis rip-off." Boom, top40 countdown megahit.

We don't just endure this trite pop culture bullshit, but now I get up to 5 fake friend adds a day from people who's opening line includes the same bullshit commercial tag line everyone used at the VMAs to promote their newest frankenstein electronica-pop counter-humanity album stuffed with the same blizzard of laughable, over-produced, shallow-minded, generic materialism we all endured in the early 90's. For the love of music please at least have the sense to see past the advertising campaigns and -not- encorporate it into your own vocabulary.

Hey, let's bring "being rich" back. We all know that needs more coverage since only about 200000000 wannabe crunk albums discussed it. Yeeeeahhh, I'm bringing famous back baby. Gimme another round of trance synthesizers and sirens to play behind my uninspired lyrics I wrote before I even had money, about being rich. Not like anyone's using those synths anymore since techno faded out of the mainstream...but we can still blend lil jon's coarse and grating thug-mantra propaganda into the backing track with 'em.

Here's an album guaranteed to sell.

Tracklist
1. Rags 2 Richezzz feat. dirty sellout
2. Fuckin' in Public feat. Mary-Lou Sluttsky
3. How I Fuck feat. Half of the local bondage shop's stockroom on sluts who can't sing
4. How We Livin' feat. Rapper you thought was dead
5. Dirty Underage Cocktease feat. last living member of a classic rock group everyone forgot about but now he's on trial so -damn- better get this album 'cuz it might be his last before he gets a real man's dick snapped off in him during cell-block recess
6. No Such Thing As Love feat. guys who just wanna fuck you, girl.
7. My Genitals feat. upbeat dance-able Gap Commercial Soundtrack
8. Money Hurts N So Does Fame feat. Jared Leto and the running eye-makeups
9. Remix feat. Three Songs You Bought with my Single
10. What's "investment" mean? feat. hydro-weed isn't tax-deductible
11. Remixx
12. Remix feat. Some Guy Who Wanted to make money too
13. Remixxxxx

Shotgun blast! Apply directly to the forehead!
Shotgun blast! Apply directly to the forehead!
Shotgun blast! Apply directly to the forehead!

Who wants to make some real music?

-Don

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